Poke the Guy

This isn't your typical slot machine, but rather resembles a digital scratch card. There aren't any traditional features involved, just a whole bunch of confusing nothing.

Each bet size corresponds to a unique item, and by clicking the slingshot (spin button), the objective is to strike the absurdly attired ape as it moves erratically around the map. There is no element of skill involved, as it all unfolds randomly. If the projectile successfully connects with the unfortunate creature's face, the player will receive a cash prize ranging from 2x to 500x. That's all there is to it. The game lacks any coherence and will likely only appeal to those who are either extraordinarily bored or effortlessly amused.